Ask Me Anything

We say what we need to get out, but it's not enough...

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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8 hours ago
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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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8 hours ago
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damnthosecheekbones:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

* warning: do not get moisture on the portable masturbation hut, it is highly electricified

damnthosecheekbones:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

* warning: do not get moisture on the portable masturbation hut, it is highly electricified

(via smilewhenithurtsmost2013)

8 hours ago
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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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1 day ago
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this didn’t happen in the books

abcdmcsquared:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

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2 days ago
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gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

(via citymayer)

2 days ago
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hisgirlanna:

syberwuff:

flawless-babe:

luusting:

anarchistantichristasshole:

FOREVER REBLOG

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.

lmao i love this soo much

I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.

(Source: truly--deeply, via hannaheatsfries)

2 days ago
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australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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8 hours ago
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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via suicide-r0om)

8 hours ago
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itsnotcharlieanymore:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

i love him so much

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via itstinyray)

1 day ago
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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via kauni-s)

2 days ago
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rampagey:

breakingdads:

hemingay:

bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.

(Source: bagmilk, via citymayer)

2 days ago
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